Beer Monster Bottle Opener - $9.99 With his menacing single eyeball, chrome plated buck teeth, and handy dino tail, our grotesquely grippable, fearfully functional Beer Monster Bottle Opener is your perfect drinking buddy! Hell help you devour all those cans and bottles! He fears no beer! Gobbles up beer caps and pries open pop tops! He's scary good! Plastic & metal. Measures 3.75 inches tall x 3 inches wide.