Beer Monster Bottle Opener - $9.99 With his menacing single eyeball, chrome plated buck teeth, and handy dino tail, our grotesquely grippable, fearfully functional Beer Monster Bottle Opener is your perfect drinking buddy! Hell help you devour all those cans and bottles! He fears no beer! Gobbles up beer caps and pries open pop tops! He's scary good! Plastic & metal. Measures 3.75 inches tall x 3 inches wide. |
Windlass by New Republic Brewing
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Cuff'd Bottle Opener - $9.99 Put your drink in the clink! We here at PK always encourage people to drink responsibly. Our Cuffd Bottle Opener, a miniaturized version of the po-pos shiny bracelets, wont elicit cold sweats but will help you to open a cold one! We know the last thing anyone wants to see after a few drinks is a shiny set of steel bracelets presented to you by the local fuzz! No need for the long arm of the law, keep it close at hand by securing it to a bag for easy access. It also functions as a fashionable key chain. You have the right to remain refreshed. Arrest your thirst with our helpful handcuffs and pick some up today! Measures approximately 5 inches long x 1.5 inches wide. Metal. |
Beermo Bottle Mustaches - $9.99 Its practically fact that mustaches are mega boss. Our BeerMo Bottle Mustaches lets everyone party with a stach! Simply clip a mustache ring onto any beer or soda bottle and bask in your new instant manliness! Each pack of BeerMo Classic Bottle Mustaches contain 6 classic black, reusable mustache rings. Thats enough mustache action to go from zero to party hero in four seconds flat! BeerMo Bottle Mustaches can also be used on musical instruments, microphones, baby pacifiers and even bananas! Stache yourself before you criggity-crash yourself! Each mustache measures 3.25 inches wide. Pack of 6. Made of hygienic and FDA approved silicone. |
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Design Your Own Bottle Cap Lamp - $29.99
from: Perpetual Kid
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Star Trek Talking Bottle Opener - $35.99 Ever feel like after you pop the bottle of your favored beverage or brew that you are about to hit Warp Speed and go boldly where no person has gone before? If that is the case then you should probably get the 6 inch long Star Trek Talking Bottle Opener! Captain Picard would be proud at how the NCC-1701-D is now a classy DOUBLE magnet bottle opener. Wait what DOUBLE you say? Yes! The Star Trek Talking Bottle Opener can hang out on your fridge or other metal surfaces but then the crew section separates from engineering for usage as a bottle opener! All through the magic of magnets; if that wasn't cool enough the Enterprise also plays the Warp Sound the classic Trek alarm sound effect and the swoosh of the doors after popping a bottle! ENGAGE!Requires three 1.5V LR41 batteries which are included! |
Star Wars C3PO Can and Bottle Cooler - $7.99 Okay so the Star Wars C3PO Can and Bottle Cooler deserves a lot of credit in my opinion. Just look at how it seamlessly fuses a background of the desert planet Tatooine within a silhouette of C3PO...and the two moons make up the neurotic protocol droid's eyes! Somebody went to art school that's for sure. Hey you know what is really appreciated on desert planets? Beverage coozies...and by extension the Star Wars C3PO Can and Bottle Cooler! Hooray! |
Marvel Heroes Metal Bottle Opener - $8.99
from: SuperHeroStuff.com