Windlass by New Republic Brewing

Windlass by New Republic Brewing

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Star Wars Wood Coaster Set

Star Wars Wood Coaster Set

When it's your cantina, people have to play by your rules. For starters, lets get rid of the ugly guy in the band. You know the one. His right eye is a little bigger than his left and we don't like the way he holds his instrument. Maybe we should replace him with a Twi'lek girl who sings. Yeah, that sounds pretty good. But the big rule at our cantina is that you have to use a coaster. Seriously, this bar is a relic, carved from trees imported from Alderaan before the... well, you know. Anyway, we can't get another one so we have to treat it right. This set of four laminated wood coasters features the men of Star Wars: Luke Skywalker (with green lightsaber), Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and Han Solo. (Princess Leia is not part of this set because you never, EVER set your drink on a lady. Ever. You hear?) The non-slip cork back holds your drink steady on the table so you can keep one hand on your beverage and another on your blaster. Be prepared to shoot first.


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