Hopsmaven: May 2015

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Droll Bottle Opener

Is there really anything more to say? Available at Amazon.

You know all those times you're on the links and you simply want a good beer, but you forgot your opener? Again? Now you have the perfect opener that fits in your equipment all the time. The golf ball opener mimics the form of a real golf ball, with a much more glorious function. Available for a reasonable price at Amazon.

Socking gag bottle opener

You remember those pens back in the day, the ones where when someone would try and write they would get a mild shock? You, as the pen owner, would laugh and laugh...now you can recreate that hilarious experience in the form of a bottle opener! They'll never see it coming.

The shocking bottle opener comes in a variety of colors, looks exactly like your generic beer opening device, yet delivers a harmless shock to your unsuspecting victim. Available through Amazon.

Monday, May 25, 2015

Reef Men's Fanning Sandal with Integrated Bottle Opener (What more do you want?)

The Reef's men's Fanning sandal has a comfortable design, stylish lines, and a high quality bottle opener integrated into the sole. What more do you want out of a shoe you're likely to wear to the beach? Or to float the river? Or anywhere else for that matter?

They come in a variety of colors to match any outfit you may wish to wear. Just in time for summer!
Buy from Amazon.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Beer jelly bellies

These are a thing. That exists. I now need to try them!

The complete beer course

Ever wondered what *exactly* you are tasting when you imbibe that beer? This book can get you that info. The Complete Beer Course is a book that takes you through the major styles of beer and teaches you what you are tasting.