Empire Strikes Back Koozie

Empire Strikes Back Can Huggie - $7.99 This cool, Empire Strikes Back Poster Can Huggie will keep all your drinks fresh and insulated!

Beer Cooler Koozie

Beer Cooler Kooler - $11.99 This Kooler looks just like, well a Cooler. It's bright orange exterior lets you know something good's inside! Since, this foam-insulating Kooler fits most Cans you won't have a problem enjoying every Drink it holds.

Inflatable Beer Bucket

Inflatable Beer Bucket - $21.99 Make your Party the one that goes down in history. The party that trumps all other Parties till the end of time. Start with these Inflatable Beer Bucket Coolers. They just look the part and are sure to have everyone reminiscing the Party with the Giant Beer Mugs! You really can't beat an Inflatable Cooler that holds 10 liters.

Camera Lens Drink Koozie

Out of Focus: Camera Lens Drink Kooler - $11.99 If you love Cameras, or just love Drinking you'll love this Camera Lens Drink Kooler. It gets the perfect shot every time without even making you break a sweat. Everything looks so good in this Lens that'll you'll want to use it to shoot everything. People will think you abuse your Lenses but little do they know how a true artist handles the Camera.

Das Horn, Drinking Horn

Das Horn, Drinking Horn - $27.99 If you want to celebrate your victories like a Viking, grab ahold your Das Horn Drinking horn and commence. This Drinking vessel is shaped like a tusk of a mythical creature or elephant, although no animals were harmed in the making of this Drinking Horn. It hangs around your neck with ease or may sit atop a prestigious stand. Everyone will be trying to get their hands on your Horn. Includes neck strap (for hands free carrying)Includes display stand13" long, 3 3/14 diameter 24 oz (709ml) capacityStainless steel rim is engraved with "Das Horn"BPA-free plasticDishwasher safe

Crinkled Crisp Coasters

Crinkled Crisp Coasters - $18.99 The Crinkled Crisp Coasters are designed to look just like crinkle-cut crisps! Not only will delicious looks coasters protect your surfaces, they will also keep you skinny since they are 100% fat free! They are packaged in a pringles-style tube! The Crinkled Crisp Coasters are a fun way to spruce up any boring coffee table. People will think you're a slob using your snacks as placemats for other snacks. Soon they'll realize you just have cooler Coasters than they do.

Cork Mustache Coasters

Cork Mustache Coasters - $9.99 Get ready to serve Drinks with a panache of style. These distinguished Mustache Coasters are for true Party-ers only. Real Party-ers love to toast to their Mustaches and then trade them. These hard-to-forget Coasters let you know exactly whose Drink is whose because all the styles are different. Sometimes I go for the orange handlebar but other times I settle for the neutral handlebar. It's so much fun, I wish I could wear all these Coasters in my Mustache!

Waffle Coasters - $8.99 Now you can have the sweet look of those delicious waffles covered in syrup without having to get anything sticky! The Waffle Coasters are a fun way to spruce up that coffee table in a fun way! Show those fancy glass coasters how much more you prefer a waffle. Yum!

Shameless Set of 4 Pilsner Glasses

Shameless Set of 4 Pilsner Glasses Have no shame and knock one back with this set of 4 Shameless Pilsner Glasses. The design includes the shows tagline Absolutely. Wildly. Unapologetically shameless and subtle wheat grain designs. The pilsner glass is perfectly tapered to maintain a good head of beer while you watch a family without a good head among the bunch.

Shameless Alibi Room Beer Stein

Shameless Alibi Room Beer Stein When you can't find him in the nearest jail or a gutter, you can be sure to find Frank Gallagher adding to his tab at the Alibi Room. Get the Alibi Room Beer Stein and you can pretend to be one of the many patrons who Frank attempts to take advantage of. The large beer stein features the Alibi Room logo and is the perfect way to make memories when you watch the Shameless Showtime series. For more Shameless indulgence, check out the Alibi Room t-shirt .

Cold Beer Neon Bar Sign Perfect for any home bar, man cave, entertainment room, multi-media space or game room, this Cold Beer neon sign inspired by the home-away-from-home bar seen in Shameless features original multi-colored, hand blown neon tubing. With multiple display options, the glass tubes are supported by a black finished metal grid which can be hung against a wall or window as well as can even sit on a shelf. The classic neon lounge sign has a warm mesmerizing glow, and is powered by industrial strength transformers, which operate silently and more efficiently than incandescent bulbs. All you do is hang it up and plug it in no assembly or special wiring required.Multi-colored hand blown glassDimensions: 24 X 6 X 4Weight: 10lbs150 Watts

Brew Masters DVD Meet Sam Calagione: maverick, family man, entrepreneur owner of Dogfish Head Brewery, and ambassador to the world of craft beer. Sam reveals new worlds through the prism of a beer glass, and viewers will get a taste for what it's like to run a small successful business in America!

Redneck Single Barrel Beer Mug Shot Glass Youve been watching so much Moonshiners you cant imagine drinking out of anything but a mason jar. This classy addition to your liquor cabinet includes a handle so it never slips, a sealing top, and an elegant shot glass base. The lid keeps your liquids under control while you knock back a shot from the base of this unique redneck tastemaker.

Off the Hook Fish and Beer Hoodie - Navy Blue The best part of fishing can be narrowed down to two things: fish and beer. Get the Off the Hook Fish and Beer Hoodie and stay warm on your next fishing trip. The navy blue hoodie features a pattern of caught fish and beer cans, two things you and Eric Young are masters of.

How Beer Saved The World DVD Did you know that beer was critical to the birth of civilization? Or that it played a crucial role in the building of the pyramids, the founding of America, the Industrial Revolution and advancements in medicine? That's right - beer. Scientists and historians line up to tell the amazing, untold story that puts beer at the center of the human civilization. Until almost modern times, it wasn't just a drink-beer was vital to life. Where water contained deadly bacteria, beer was safe, as the fermentation killed the germs. It was drunk by men, women and children for a large period of time, and inspired great moments in human history. Beer was vital to the birth of America from the moment the Mayflower stopped in Plymouth - find out why!

Screwpop Keychain Tools Quick: what's on your keychain? Well, keys, right? Plus a selection of the following: half a dozen shopper's club cards, your RFID for the gym, a flash drive, a bottle opener, a small screwdriver, an authenticator, and some sort of talisman that shows off your geekdom (a tiny Serenity, perhaps). Yep. Us, too. You're our kinda people. Some people carry nothing but keys on a ring and others carry every tool known to man. We're somewhere in the middle. Two more things we could see adding to your keychain: an LED flashlight and a travel stash. Shorter than a business card and about the size of a standard Sharpie in diameter, each of these Screwpop Keychain Tools performs its function without getting in your way. The flashlight you'll find yourself using all the time; you'll be glad you have the travel stash when you need it. It holds a single bill, folded, for emergencies. Plus, if you opt for one or both of these and you have a bottle opener on your keychain presently, you can take it off. The carabiner-style clip on each of these tools functions as a bottle opener, too. Product Specifications Tiny, keychain-sized tools you can clip on Choose light or travel stash Carabiner clip on both also serves as a bottle opener Light Output: 6 lumens (LED bulb life ~100k hours) Travel Stash holds one U.S. bill Materials: Anodized aluminum Water-resistant Batteries: Light takes 4 A3 batteries (included, runtime 22 hours) Dimensions: 1/2" x 1" x 3 1/8" Weight: Light 3/4 oz., travel stash 1/2 oz. Note: Before using light, remove paper protecting the top of the batteries (inside the shaft)

BabyKnucks Bottle Opener Keychain No one likes to talk about it, but we all know that the stark reality is that daycare can be a scary place. There's an unspoken pecking order (cause, well, who's talking?). Do you want to send your soft, pure, adorable little bundle of joy into this baby-proofed jungle unprotected? Of course not! Grab your little one a set of BabyKnucks, the baby-sized brass knuckles (in brass or chrome) keychain that also includes a bottle opener. For when baby needs to throw back a few. [Ed. note: If you couldn't tell from the above, these are NOT for babies. No way. No how.] Product Specifications Baby-sized brass knuckle keychain Keychain also can be used as bottle opener (for "adult" bottles, not baby bottles) Choose brass or chrome Great gift for new parents with a sense of humor Materials: Solid zinc alloy with chrome plating Dimensions: 2" x 1.8" x 0.2" For ages 18+

BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer Until now, there were only a couple different types of alcohol geeks. Wine geeks can take one whiff of a glass and tell you where the grapes grew. Beer geeks can lecture you for hours on best practices for brewing a quality IPA. But what about those of us who want to get nerdy about the actual drunkenness? Where's OUR glory? Holy hops, guys, we found it! The BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer lets you geek out about your drinking in a way that no other piece of technology can do. Blow into it and your BAC will be transmitted to your iPhone, iPad, or Android device. Track your BAC over time and the app will be able to estimate when you're sober enough to communicate with others... We all need something to save us from texting a 837 character confession to your crush or emailing your boss about the new time off policy. But that's not all! The free app lets you take notes and pictures of your beverages in your personal drink diary and share them with your social networks. Text your BAC to your designated driver to let them know to pick you up. Prove to your buddies that your fruity drink really did have rum in it. You can even check out who is drinking in your area or across the world... after all, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere! Product Specifications Finally, a product made for drinking nerds Accurately measure how much alcohol is in your system Internal air pump insures precise, consistent results Puts your BAC in context so you know how alcohol affects you Fuel sensor technology gives you professional-grade accuracy Track your BAC over time Get a clear picture of your drinking habits Gain insight and learn how your body processes alcohol With ZeroLine technology, estimate when your BAC will return to 0.00%. Record your drinking habits Personal drink diary lets you take notes about each drink Snap pictures of your favorite drinks or places Share your results with nobody... or everyone Four levels: Personal, Private, Anonymous, Social Personal is for your eyes only Private lets you text results to a designated driver Anonymous posts your BAC to the world map without revealing your identity Social lets you post your BAC, notes, and photos to your social networks and the global map. Explore drinking geeks around the world World map lets you see real-time BAC results around the world Free BACtrack app available in the App Store and Play Store Apple Compatibility: iPhone 4S, 5, iPad 3, iPad Mini, iPod Touch 5th Gen (Any with Bluetooth 4.0) Android Compatibility: The BACtrack Mobile is now compatible with Android devices! (We all know there are too many to list, Bluetooth 4.0 required.) What's included BACtrack Mobile Bluetooth main unit Micro USB charging cable 3 x reusable mouth pieces Protective carry pouch Note: Be smart, nerds. While this does make drinking into Science, it doesn't mean that you can throw caution to the wind. Be safe, okay?

Giant Plush Microbes Most folks never realize how cute microbes can be when expanded 1,000,000 times and then fashioned into cuddly plush. Until now, that is. Keep one on your desktop to remind yourself that there is an "invisible" universe out there filled with very small things that can do incredible damage to much bigger things. Then go and wash your hands. Lather, rinse, repeat. Your choice of (see additional images for pics of each): Bed Bug(Cimex lectularius) It won't bite - but tuck it in with someone for pleasant dreams! Beer Yeast (Saccharomyces cerevisiae) Come and get it! This microbe is a baker, and a brewer -- and a scientist to boot. Pretty amazing! Learn about the secrets to its success. BookWorm (Anobium punctatum) Do you have a favorite bookworm? We do! And our book-lover is sure to interest just about any bibliophile. Brain Cell (Neuron) The more brain cells you have, the smarter you are. Cancer (Malignant neoplasm) Turn it inside out and it becomes a happy, healthy cell! Chicken Pox (Varicella-Zoster virus) Don't be scared ? a new vaccine is making chickenpox roadkill. Common Cold (Rhinovirus) Billions of people a year catch the cold. Now you can get one too -- without getting sick! Learn all about the Common Cold with this cuddly companion. E. Coli (Escherichia coli) Everyone's welcome at a barbecue. Or are they? Egg Cell (Human Ovum) Our egg cell would love to be the newest member of your family -- or get donated to someone special! Flesh Eating Disease (Streptococcus pyogenes) Caused by the same microbe responsible for strep-throats, Flesh Eating can put you on a diet -- fast. Flu (Orthomyxoviridae) This guy may not look too tough, but don't let his cute looks fool you! Once he and his friends show up you're in for a pretty lousy time. Learn about his weaknesses so you can avoid unwanted encounters. Gonorrhea/The Clap (Neisseria gonorrhoeae) One of the most common venereal diseases, Gonorrhea can be easily cured -- or avoided. Know the risks. Herpes (Herpes Simplex Virus 2) Breaking out is hard to do. Learn the facts. H.I.V. (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) Not cute in any sense, This plush microbe seeks to educate those about the deadly virus that destroys CD4 or T-helper cells. HPV (Human Papillomavirus Virus) Get your shots, kids. Leprosy (Mycobacterium leprae)Got your nose! No, really. Mad Cow Disease (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) When bovine prions stampede the wrong way, everyone says Moo! (Each doll has its own unique pattern.) Measles (Morbillivirus) Millions of people get Measles every year, despite a vaccine that's spot-on. Meningitis (Neisseria meningitidis) A real headache - and a pain in the neck, too! Mono/Kissing Disease (Epstein-Barr Virus) A kiss is just a kiss -- unless she's around! 95% of the population has encountered this sweetie pie. Just think of all the fun you can have giving Mono to somebody without all the medical complications! MRSA (Multiple-Resistant Staphylococcus aureus) So immune to antibiotics, it'...

Tacticall Alpha 1 - Knife & Bottle Opener Case For iPhone 5 Imagine the following: you've found yourself in a new home. You've just moved in, and you have boxes stacked to the ceiling which you're trying to unpack all by yourself. The only things currently not in boxes are your cat and your iPhone. Wait, no -- just the iPhone now. You'd like to start unpacking, but it's like trying to open the blisterpack on a new boxcutter. Everything that could open a box is IN said box. You have two options: teach your cat to use his claws for good or use your TactiCall Alpha 1 iPhone 5 Case. 15 minutes (and several makeshift bandages made out of tape) later, the iPhone case it is. Oh wait. Did we forget? You have a bottle of beer, too, because you had a feeling this would be exhausting. But, oh man. The bottle opener is in one of the many boxes marked "Kitchen." But wait! You can use your TactiCall Alpha 1 iPhone 5 Case to pop the top. Then flip out the Alpha 1's locking, hawkbill-style blade to start tackling those boxes. Product Specifications For folks who don't just want their iPhone cases to look pretty Fits iPhone 5 Features 1.5", hawkbill-style, 440C stainless steel blade with frame lock Nylon fiber sides with brass sleeves Coated-aluminum front shield included Dimensions: 4.87" high x 2.37" wide x 0.75" thick Weight: 3.1 oz.

8GB USB Flash Drive Bottle Opener There are so many things that a geek should carry around, but if you did manage to remember all of them, you'd look like you were ready to hike the Alps. So we settle. We carry things like Swiss Army Knives or multitools. And of course, the one tool we really need is the one that we don't have. This is how the world ends. We bang the beer bottle on the edge of the table and whimper. We're here to solve your problems. (Yep, thank us later.) This shiny silver USB flash drive has 8 GB of storage for all your important data AND it doubles as a bottle opener. Bring it to work, load it up with all your important files, and then bring it out to happy hour or back to your place for a few brewskis. It's a brilliant invention and we're honestly not sure why nobody thought of it sooner. Product Specifications Shun the unitasker! This flash drive also opens bottles! USB 2.0, 8 GB of storage Stylish, portable, and useful in TWO ways Supports Windows 7/Vista/XP, Linux 2.5, MAC OS X or higher Dimensions: 75 x 18 x 9 mm (approx.) Weight: 40g Please drink & download responsibly

Battle Mug There is only one word to describe this mug. Cover your ears, folks, because that word is BADASS. The Battle Mug starts out as a 13.5 pound solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum before it enters a state of the art CNC facility in Huntsville, Alabama. This facility produces specialized parts and equipment for the U.S. Department of Defense, major weapons manufacturers, NASA, and a host of other companies working at the U.S. Rocket and Space Center. Built to military specifications, Battle Mug features a M1913 rail interface system which allows you to mount a tactical light, laser device, holographic sight (AKA beer goggles) or even a bayonet for close quarters, high risk operations. A standard issue M4 carry handle is included. Each individually serialized Battle Mug is built with the Operator in mind and features Mil-Spec Type III anodizing and a crenelated base. It's perfect for knocking out drug lords, stomping on terrorists, or brain-squashing zombies. But mostly, you'll want to use it to drink up to 24 ounces of your favorite frosty beverage. Don't forget to pour one out for all the brave men and women who gave the ultimate sacrifice for their country. Product Specifications The most badass mug ever created Made in the USA of solid 6061 T6 billet aluminum M1913 rail interface system to mount your beer goggles Includes a standard issue M4 carry handle Individually serialized and limited edition Fun idea: Bring your Battle Mug to an engraving store and get the bottom engraved with the name of your favorite soldier. Love your mug: Hand-wash. Dishwasher detergents are very high in alkalinity, which will strip the anodic coating of your Battle Mug and cause permanent damage.

Timeless Clock Coasters Sometimes there is nothing greater than waking up to a warm cup of coffee, sipping a cold soda on a hot afternoon, or unwinding with a beer or glass of wine in the evening. Enjoy your favorite drink no matter what time of day it is with these Timeless Clock Coasters because with them, time disappears. These unique coasters look simple enough when separated. Modern art perhaps? But when all four elements are stacked together, they reveal a minute hand, hour hand, second hand and the outside of a clock. Lucky for you though this clock has no hands, so it can be whatever time you want it to be. Happy hour, anyone? Product Specifications Timeless Clock Coasters Four coasters that reveal a numberless clock when stacked together Materials: Acrylic Dimensions: 4" high x 4" wide x 0.3" deep

Brewzkey Beverage Key Back in the day, everybody had a cheap bottle opener. It was brightly colored and probably had a sports team logo or other loud design on it. When beer appeared, you and your buddies simultaneously whipped out your keychains and were able to peel back your bottle caps with ease. That is, until your opener snapped or bent. Then you had to remember to buy a new one from the liquor store on the next beer run. Oh, and heavens forbid your bottle opener was part of a multi-tool or Swiss Army knife. Ever tried to get one of those through airport security? "We're sorry, but either we'll have to confiscate it or you have to mail it home." Sigh. Yes sir, TSA Guy, sir. Are you ready for a bottle opener that is TSA-safe, practically unbreakable, and that disguises itself as a mild-mannered key? We are, which is why we jumped for joy when we found the Brewzkey. To be specific, we jumped for joy and then we opened our brewskis to celebrate. (After all, jumping after opening a brewski often results in a party foul, which is grounds for termination at ThinkGeek.) The Brewzkey is a rugged, near indestructible bottle opener that masquerades as a mild-mannered key. That's right! Just because you enjoy a beer now and then doesn't mean your keychain has to look like a frat boy's anymore.

Beer Soap We love it when people take initiative to solve the world's problems. The folks that make Beer Soap did just that. The first problem was finding a soap that did not make sensitive skin get flaky (or worse, break out). Having solved that problem, they moved on to making a soap that smelled like the nectar of the gods - beer. Move over, flowery and fruity soaps! We want our soap to be hoppy and practically edible. Beer Soap is all natural and vegan and can be used for washing body and hair. It smells like beer fresh from the tap, so you can enjoy your favorite brew first thing in the morning without any of the intoxicating side effects. Product Specifications Hoppy and practically edible soap that smells like beer Made with all-natural, vegan ingredients Smells like beer fresh from the tap - yum! Can be used to wash body or even hair Great for people with sensitive skin or allergies to commercial soaps Each individually wrapped bar is 3" across x 1" tall and 4.5 ounces Choose your favorite: Asahi: simple vanilla aroma with a touch of toasted rice Blue Moon: notes of Patchouli, litsea cubeba, orange, lime, pink grapefruit, neroli, rose, and white musk Dogfish Head's 90 Minute IPA: made with a blend of Blood Orange Essential Oil and Oakmoss Guinness: left unscented, but has a lovely caramel aroma naturally Newcastle Brown: herbal blend of Lavender, Citrus, Woods and Spices Pabst Blue Ribbon: PBR straight from the tap, hops, spices, and berries Ingredients: Beer (select your type), Saponified Elaeis guineensis (Sustainable Palm) Oil, Cocos nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Olea europaea (Olive) Oil, Ricinus communis (Castor) Oil, Brassica campestris (Canola) Oil, Butyrospermum parkii (Shea) Butter, Theobroma cacao (Cocoa) Butter, Essential oils, Sodium Stearate, Fragrance.

Periodic BeEr Glass We're going to bet that you are currently not drinking beer because you're at work, and unlike ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which has a Beer Fairy), casual imbibing is frowned upon in your office. There, there. It's going to be okay. You know, we have job openings. Just sayin'. You know what makes us feel better? Learnin' stuff. So let's get to it. Despite what this glass suggests, your beer should not contain either beryllium or erbium. If it does, you need to seriously consider switching to another brewer. Carlsberg Brewery was the location of S�ren Sorensen's work on the pH scale. "Skunked" beer is more properly termed "light-struck." When UV light hits beer, it kicks off a chemical reaction, breaking down the isohumulones and creating 3-methyl-2-butene-1-thiol. It's an organosulfur compound, the same thing a skunk sprays. Good for scaring off predators. Bad for beer. Beryllium and Erbium printed with their atomic properties in a 16 oz. pint glass.

Lord of the Rings Etched Bar-Ware The problem with the majority of collectible glassware is that most companies just print things on the outside of the glass. This looks all fine and good for a while, but if you're using the glass frequently, one day you're going to realize that Wonder Woman no longer has a midsection or that Yoda's face is blurred like he's in the witness protection program. Or if you're REALLY lucky, the fast food establishment where you procured your special glasses will issue a recall because they're full of cadmium, which happens to be completely unrelated to Cadbury chocolate in a quite deadly way. Etched glasses, such as these fine ale-toting types, are clearly THE WIN when it comes to collectible glassware. Because the artwork is etched directly into the glass, the wear-and-tear of normal use will not affect them like their poorly-painted brethren. Also, unless you go breaking them up and chewing them, they're completely safe and will never be recalled. Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Now you just need to choose your favorite tavern: are you a Prancing Pony or Green Dragon type? Product Specifications Serve your favorite brew in glassware inspired by The Hobbit Etched design won't flake off like painted glass - lasts forever! Two designs: The Prancing Pony: "Pouring the best beer in Bree" The Green Dragon: "Serving Bywater's finest ale" Two sizes: 16 oz pint (2 pint glasses per set) 25 oz stein (includes integrated handle at no extra charge)

Adventure Time Mystery Dinner Party Pint Glass Set Sometimes we think Adventure Time would probably make more sense if we had a drink first. But watching the crazy show is so similar to the experience we have when drinking that we might just blow a hole in reality if we tried that. So we'll stick to the non-alcoholic variety of drinks with these, just to be safe. Set of four algebraic pint glasses can be used to hold any liquid substance. Or solid substances, but don't drink those. They come in pastel colors featuring the characters' personas from "The Creeps" episode: "Prince Hotbod" (Finn), "Lady Quietbottom" (Princess Bubblegum), "Randy Butternubs" (Jake), and "Guy Farting" (Cinnamon Bun). Product Specifications Set of 4 pint glasses featuring Adventure Time characters as they appear in the episode "The Creeps" Officially-licensed Adventure Time merchandise Set features "Prince Hotbod" (Finn), "Lady Quietbottom" (Princess Bubblegum), "Randy Butternubs" (Jake), and "Guy Farting" (Cinnamon Bun) Capacity: 16 oz. Materials: Glass Love your glasses: hand wash to preserve the design

I Didn't Choose The Grumpy Life Pint Glass When you're feeling grumpy, what can you do? Leave work early (as long as your boss doesn't notice). Swing into your favorite burger joint for something delicious with cheese and bacon. Then maybe stop by that place where everybody knows your name for happy hour. Will a pint make you feel less grumpy? No, but you'll drink one anyway. Can't hurt, right? Grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, frisky-yet-grumpy, loud-yet-grumpy, asleep. You may not have chosen the grumpy life, but the grumpy life chose you. Drink your grumpy away using this officially licensed Grumpy Cat pint glass. Product Specifications Pint glass featuring Grumpy Cat Officially licensed Grumpy Cat collectible Capacity: 16 oz. Care: Hand wash for longest artwork life Please drink responsibly. If you wreck your car, you'll be more than just grumpy.